OH DUDE, I WISH I COULD. LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I DO. My Dad's cousin's wedding is THAT WEEKEND (and like there's stuff the day before and after and gahhh!). I don't even know her that well but there is ZERO chance of me getting out of going so...*weeps*

God, especially after seeing so many posts today of what you're all gonna be doing. *cries*