Alas, I have classes through the first week of May, so it sounds like I probably wouldn't be able to make it.

If any of these years my house happens to be unrented at the time, it could probably be used if it's big enough. No beds, though. (It's cheaper council tax if there are no beds when it's empty. British taxes are weird.) Still, I guess if the house was free (sans maybe the cost of a cleaning company coming in after?) it might be possible to rent some furnishings for a week for less than renting a whole cottage.