Five Words Story 2012, The Footnotes

[pensnest]

(a) This phrase was left over from Camp Sparkle 2010.

(b) courtesy of JM

(c) See Explosion

(d) ceiling fans, ahaha! Ahem.

(e) by Britney

(f) bloody hell, a recurring plot point!

(g) EVERYBODY's, surely?

(h) actually mostly naked, due to shark-related lack of pants. SOMEONE (er, pensnest) was not paying attention.

(i) in fairness, there's not a lot you can do with 'Cuz'

(j) you had to be there, really

(k) I feel it is only fair to point out that the original text quite plainly states "Lance's ass", but in the interests of grammatical fluency and correct five-word count this has been adjusted to match the words which follow

(l) in honour of our sadly absent Turps33