Add Five Words 2011: The Appendices

[pensnest]

(1) You know, this is a remarkably promising opening. For a story, I mean.

(2) I'm guessing this would work. Mmm, buttered Lance.

(3) It is just possible your faithful amanuensis has misinterpreted this part, and it should instead read thus:

Brian cried: "We have to do something!"

Nick took his clothes off.

The crowd went wild!

(4) Here we observe that there seems to be some difference of opinion as to the spelling of Lyn/Lynn's name. Your faithful amanuensis should, in her role as—ahaha—editor of this fic go and look up the correct version, but hey. Nobody's paying me for this.

(5) This sentence brought to you by the Trickyfish Appreciation Society.

(6) Your faithful amanuensis cannot but feel that there is something amiss with this word, and yet she has been quite unable to distinguish what, exactly, it might be. Cherry? *iz baffled*⁽¹³⁾

(a) With extreme bravery your faithful amanuensis sought to discover the lyrics to the ditty 'Bestiality is best, boys', to be appended here as a public service, but, perhaps mercifully, was unable to find them.

(7) If there is absolute truth anywhere in this pop life, it is that Brian is unable to toss his hair.

(8) The instructions, not Backstreet. Probably.

(9) The discerning reader will understand.

(10) The discerning reader will agree.

(11) As is the easily discernible influence of "Harry and Max".

(12) Exhibit k among 'Sentences your faithful amanuensis and reader had once thought never to speak aloud.

(13) Possibly 'hussy', see comments.

Comments

[ninjetti75.livejournal.com]

For the Mysterious Word [6], I'm fairly certain it actually reads "hussy", with a rather excessive amount of curlicue preceding the H and affecting the U, making it look more like an E.


Also:

Eleventeen-Hundred Points to Camp Sparkle for writing a (mostly coherent Five Words Story!